Photos that women like.
Take photos so that your “Instagram” has no end of girls!
Photos of cooking.
The first thought that comes to the mind of a girl who sees a photo of a man in the process of cooking: “Ooooooooo…” It’s so touching when a man cooks! And it is better that he does it worse: next to a man who can masterfully bake truffles with wine sauce, any girl will feel how small and insignificant her own culinary talent is. And this is unpleasant.
Photo from the conference.
It is commonly believed that girls fall for bad guys riding around the streets on a motorcycle in an open leather jacket. But with age (don’t be alarmed, by age I mean about twenty-five), a girl who is tired of messing around with a bad guy who always has a cold (“I told you a hundred times, button up your jacket!”) begins to reconsider her values. And then she comes across a photo of you – in the center of attention of serious people, and even in a beautiful suit. A sweet sight for the most sane.
Photos with music.
Men with a musical instrument in their hands at all times touched the capricious strings of the female soul. And with the advent of photos, it’s even easier to touch the strings, you don’t even have to learn to play a musical instrument! It is enough to take it in your hands (or let it take you in your hands, if we are talking about a piano), make a relaxed and slightly dramatic face and ask the musician from whom you took the instrument to click you.
A harsh photo from the campaign.
Anyone can take a photo at the edge of the warm Mediterranean Sea (although due to recent sad international events, this has become technically more difficult). But only a real man can survive the hardships and hardships of a camping life. We, the girls, at the sight of such a photo immediately becomes clear: before us is the one with whom you will not disappear. Here is a man who can protect us from badger attacks, a man who knows which side of the compass the moss grows on. With such a person, even in the forest, even in Instagram. Like.
Photo of the repair.
With this photo, you get into several targets of the female heart at once. First, you are clearly ready to exchange the gloomy pleasures of club life for the bright joys of family life. Secondly, you know how to hold tools in your hands with a dangerous end away from you — a useful skill in the economy. Third, a photo of the renovation means that you have some kind of housing. I don’t think you’re here to help a friend hang horns on the wall, are you?
A photo with someone else’s child.
But it is with a stranger! In the comments, clearly indicate: “This is me with my nephew” or “This is me with someone else’s child.” Because a man usually has a wife attached to his child. And the wife, even the former, is able to create many unnecessary obstacles on the way to your common simple human happiness, quickly turning it into a complex human happiness. While someone else’s child is a safe creature. And the fact that you communicate with him with a sweet smile, instead of taking away his game console, demonstrates your willingness to have your own offspring.
Photo with a pet.
It is well known that animals are a simplified version of children. Therefore, according to the slender female logic (and female logic can not be fat!), a photo with an animal speaks of your unconscious desire to domesticate.
Photo with my grandmother.
Caring for elderly relatives is one of the most touching expressions of human nature that women are guaranteed to enjoy. So if you have a grandparent, it’s time for them to work off the mummy you supply them with every weekend.
Photo from the hospital.
The most effective photo for getting comments like: “OMG! What’s wrong with you?!” Pity-has a powerful effect on women. Having such a photo to your credit, you can count on the fact that crowds of girls will show a desire to come to visit you with hot soup, to reverently hold you by the cast. You’ll finally feel like a rock star. So the next time you hit your little finger on the couch, put on a cast, take a picture, and walk. Post like never before!